How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Slap Bet (2006)
Courtney Abbiati: Girl #3
Quotes
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Ted Mosby : Wha... I don't get it! Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?
Barney : Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret. The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Ohhh..." moment.
Marshall : The "Ohhh..." moment?
Barney : Yeah. That moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker.
[Flashback to Barney with different girls]
Girl #1 : It's a promise ring. I made a pact with God to stay a virgin till I'm married.
Barney : Ohhhh...
Girl #2 : I don't have an eating disorder, it's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it and then I spit it out!
Barney : Ohhhh...
Girl #3 : I just turned 30.
Barney : Ohhhhhh...
Barney : [Back to present] So trust me, you want to postpone knowing anything about each other for as long as possible
Ted Mosby : Hmm... I disagree. If there's some potential "Ohhh..." moment, I wanna know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative?
[Flash to Robin and Ted at the altar]
Reverend Rob : I now pronounce you man and wife.
Ted Mosby : I love you.
Robin Scherbatsky : I used to be a dude.
Ted Mosby : Ohhhhhh...