Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
Handbanana (2006)
Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski, Handbanana, Spaghetti
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Handbanana : [menacing voice] Tonight... YOU.
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Carl : See, you don't know what rape is like. For years, I thought it was funny. Oh, yeah, rape. It's so funny. Until you been raped.
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[about Handbanana]
Carl : You know, he's supposed to be spayed, and, uh... he ain't that. Go ahead, ask me how I know. Go ahead. Ask me.
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Handbanana : Do ye think you can back that up?
Carl : Listen to this guy.
[mockingly]
Carl : "Could back that up"... I got bruises to prove it!
Handbanana : No, no, I mean, that ass... back it up. Yeahhhhh.
[wags tail]
Carl : Do you hear what he's saying here?
Handbanana : Sounds like someone wants to get RAPED again.
Frylock : C'mon Carl, he's hasn't even been here one day! How could he possibly learn the English language?
Handbanana : See? All I know is "ball", and "good"...
[menacingly]
Handbanana : ...AND "RAPE".
Carl : Yeah, you know it well. I bend over for the remote, and BOOM!
[screams]
Carl : YOU'RE THERE!
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[Frylock and Meatwad are creating a dog in Carl's pool]
Meatwad : Oh, is this your pool?
Carl : Yeah, it is!
Meatwad : Can I go swimming?
Carl : No, you may not.
Master Shake : How about me?
Carl : No!
Frylock : Well, do you mind if we make a dog in it?
Carl : Yeah, I do mind. Very much, if that's cool.
Frylock : C'mon Carl. You haven't been using it.
Carl : That's not the point.
Master Shake : He will very soon!
Carl : Just because I ain't been usin' it, that doesn't mean like, "Here, turn it into a dog laboratory."
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Carl : I don't know if I believe in God, but... I think he must hate me.
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Carl : What the hell? No, no, no, no, no... Bad boy, bad boy. You live over there. Go... go back to the freaks.
Handbanana : Who you callin' boy? My name is Handbanana.
Carl : Wha... You talkin' to me here or...
Handbanana : No, not anymore.
[slams door]
Handbanana : We're done talking.
Carl : Hang on, let me bend over and pick this thing up.
Carl : [Handbanana rapes Carl] Handbanana, no!
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Carl : Handbanana, I want you to meet... The Enforcer.
Spaghetti : I want my name to be Spaghetti.
Carl : Alright Spaghetti whatever I don't care, just do as I tell you. Alright Spaghetti I want you to show Handbanana... the night of his life!
[Spaghetti jumps from the cage and pulls Handbanana off Carl]
Carl : There you go, there you go! Rape him! RAPE HIM LIKE HE RAPED ME! Do it! Do it what are ya waiting on?
Spaghetti : Eh, I'm not really that attracted to him.
Carl : What the hell do you mean you're not attracted to him? Go on ahead and rape him.
Spaghetti : I don't know, done with that. Something about you though, it just seems like we... we click or something, feels comfortable, you know what I'm saying?
Carl : Eh, I don't know about that, I mean I did create you from some of those weird hairs you know that grow out of the bottom of my feet?
Spaghetti : Wow I got those too! Hey your like the only other person that I heard of that got those! Hey we got a lot in common here! I'm gonna rape you!
Carl : [Spaghetti and Handbanana brutally gang rape carl] No Spaghetti no no Spaghetti, I'm your father get off of my ass!
Master Shake : [He and Frylock watch through a window] Wow, you definitely don't see that every day.
Frylock : [Reading the manual of Make Your Own Dog 1.0] This software is illegal in over 80 countries, and you should never try to make your own dog. Ok, lock the doors.
Carl : Spaghetti, I'm your father! No Spaghetti please, I'm your daddy get off my ass!
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[Carl is sunbathing with his ass out. Handbanana appears]
Handbanana : You, uh, bastin' that turkey today?
Carl : Huh? What's that?
Handbanana : Gotta check the temperature. See if the meat's just right.
[Handbanana rapes Carl]
Carl : No! No!
