Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Handbanana (2006)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• [Frylock and Meatwad are creating a dog in Carl's pool] 

  Meatwad : Oh, is this your pool?

  Carl : Yeah, it is!

  Meatwad : Can I go swimming?

  Carl : No, you may not.

  Master Shake : How about me?

  Carl : No!

  Frylock : Well, do you mind if we make a dog in it?

  Carl : Yeah, I do mind. Very much, if that's cool.

  Frylock : C'mon Carl. You haven't been using it.

  Carl : That's not the point.

  Master Shake : He will very soon!

  Carl : Just because I ain't been usin' it, that doesn't mean like, "Here, turn it into a dog laboratory."

• Carl : Handbanana, I want you to meet... The Enforcer.

  Spaghetti : I want my name to be Spaghetti.

  Carl : Alright Spaghetti whatever I don't care, just do as I tell you. Alright Spaghetti I want you to show Handbanana... the night of his life!

  [Spaghetti jumps from the cage and pulls Handbanana off Carl] 

  Carl : There you go, there you go! Rape him! RAPE HIM LIKE HE RAPED ME! Do it! Do it what are ya waiting on?

  Spaghetti : Eh, I'm not really that attracted to him.

  Carl : What the hell do you mean you're not attracted to him? Go on ahead and rape him.

  Spaghetti : I don't know, done with that. Something about you though, it just seems like we... we click or something, feels comfortable, you know what I'm saying?

  Carl : Eh, I don't know about that, I mean I did create you from some of those weird hairs you know that grow out of the bottom of my feet?

  Spaghetti : Wow I got those too! Hey your like the only other person that I heard of that got those! Hey we got a lot in common here! I'm gonna rape you!

  Carl : [Spaghetti and Handbanana brutally gang rape carl]  No Spaghetti no no Spaghetti, I'm your father get off of my ass!

  Master Shake : [He and Frylock watch through a window]  Wow, you definitely don't see that every day.

  Frylock : [Reading the manual of Make Your Own Dog 1.0]  This software is illegal in over 80 countries, and you should never try to make your own dog. Ok, lock the doors.

  Carl : Spaghetti, I'm your father! No Spaghetti please, I'm your daddy get off my ass!