- Carl: See, you don't know what rape is like. For years, I thought it was funny. Oh, yeah, rape. It's so funny. Until you been raped.
- [about Handbanana]
- Carl: You know, he's supposed to be spayed, and, uh... he ain't that. Go ahead, ask me how I know. Go ahead. Ask me.
- Handbanana: Do ye think you can back that up?
- Carl: Listen to this guy.
- [mockingly]
- Carl: "Could back that up"... I got bruises to prove it!
- Handbanana: No, no, I mean, that ass... back it up. Yeahhhhh.
- [wags tail]
- Carl: Do you hear what he's saying here?
- Handbanana: Sounds like someone wants to get RAPED again.
- Frylock: C'mon Carl, he's hasn't even been here one day! How could he possibly learn the English language?
- Handbanana: See? All I know is "ball", and "good"...
- [menacingly]
- Handbanana: ...AND "RAPE".
- Carl: Yeah, you know it well. I bend over for the remote, and BOOM!
- [screams]
- Carl: YOU'RE THERE!
- [Frylock and Meatwad are creating a dog in Carl's pool]
- Meatwad: Oh, is this your pool?
- Carl: Yeah, it is!
- Meatwad: Can I go swimming?
- Carl: No, you may not.
- Master Shake: How about me?
- Carl: No!
- Frylock: Well, do you mind if we make a dog in it?
- Carl: Yeah, I do mind. Very much, if that's cool.
- Frylock: C'mon Carl. You haven't been using it.
- Carl: That's not the point.
- Master Shake: He will very soon!
- Carl: Just because I ain't been usin' it, that doesn't mean like, "Here, turn it into a dog laboratory."
- Carl: What the hell? No, no, no, no, no... Bad boy, bad boy. You live over there. Go... go back to the freaks.
- Handbanana: Who you callin' boy? My name is Handbanana.
- Carl: Wha... You talkin' to me here or...
- Handbanana: No, not anymore.
- [slams door]
- Handbanana: We're done talking.
- Carl: Hang on, let me bend over and pick this thing up.
- Carl: [Handbanana rapes Carl] Handbanana, no!
- Carl: Handbanana, I want you to meet... The Enforcer.
- Spaghetti: I want my name to be Spaghetti.
- Carl: Alright Spaghetti whatever I don't care, just do as I tell you. Alright Spaghetti I want you to show Handbanana... the night of his life!
- [Spaghetti jumps from the cage and pulls Handbanana off Carl]
- Carl: There you go, there you go! Rape him! RAPE HIM LIKE HE RAPED ME! Do it! Do it what are ya waiting on?
- Spaghetti: Eh, I'm not really that attracted to him.
- Carl: What the hell do you mean you're not attracted to him? Go on ahead and rape him.
- Spaghetti: I don't know, done with that. Something about you though, it just seems like we... we click or something, feels comfortable, you know what I'm saying?
- Carl: Eh, I don't know about that, I mean I did create you from some of those weird hairs you know that grow out of the bottom of my feet?
- Spaghetti: Wow I got those too! Hey your like the only other person that I heard of that got those! Hey we got a lot in common here! I'm gonna rape you!
- Carl: [Spaghetti and Handbanana brutally gang rape carl] No Spaghetti no no Spaghetti, I'm your father get off of my ass!
- Master Shake: [He and Frylock watch through a window] Wow, you definitely don't see that every day.
- Frylock: [Reading the manual of Make Your Own Dog 1.0] This software is illegal in over 80 countries, and you should never try to make your own dog. Ok, lock the doors.
- Carl: Spaghetti, I'm your father! No Spaghetti please, I'm your daddy get off my ass!
- [Carl is sunbathing with his ass out. Handbanana appears]
- Handbanana: You, uh, bastin' that turkey today?
- Carl: Huh? What's that?
- Handbanana: Gotta check the temperature. See if the meat's just right.
- [Handbanana rapes Carl]
- Carl: No! No!