Burn After Reading (2008)

George Clooney: Harry Pfarrer

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Quotes 

• Harry Pfarrer : You work for Tuchman Marsh?

  Tuchman Marsh Man : Yes.

  Harry Pfarrer : Is that a law firm?

  Tuchman Marsh Man : No, a rock band - yes it's a law firm...

• Harry Pfarrer : Go around the corner, we'll do it in the back.

  Katie Cox : You're so coarse.

  Harry Pfarrer : Back of the car... not the... rear-entry situation...

• Katie Cox : Do you think that's enough carrots?

  Harry Pfarrer : What?

  Katie Cox : For the salad?

  Harry Pfarrer : You know you really are a negative person.

  Katie Cox : What?

  Harry Pfarrer : Yeah. I've tried to ignore it. To remain upbeat. You just can't help dragging everything down.

  Katie Cox : Harry, stop the foolishness and behave. You're not talking to one of your *shithole* buddies.

• Harry Pfarrer : Oh my fuck... I just killed a fucking spook!

• Harry Pfarrer : Maybe I can get a run in.

• Harry Pfarrer : Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises?

  Linda Litzke : [cheerful]  Well, I'm always open to new experiences.

  Harry Pfarrer : [walking downstairs]  Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks.

  Linda Litzke : What is it?

  Harry Pfarrer : What is it?

  [pats the seat of the mechanism] 

  Harry Pfarrer : You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and...

  [cycles the mechanism] 

  Linda Litzke : Oh my God.

  [awed whisper] 

  Linda Litzke : That's fantastic.

  Harry Pfarrer : It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap. See, I'd like to...

  [pause] 

  Harry Pfarrer : ...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.

• Harry Pfarrer : Twenty years of Marshal Service, I never discharged my gun.

  Osbourne Cox : That sounds like something you ought to be telling your psychologist.

  Harry Pfarrer : I don't have a psychologist!

• [repeated line] 

  Harry Pfarrer : Well, hello!

• Harry Pfarrer : [Looks at floor]  What is this? Pine?

• Osbourne Cox : Lactose Reflux? Do you mean Lactose intolerance or Acid Reflux? They're two different things!

  Harry Pfarrer : This is cheese, so... Lactose intolerance.

  Osbourne Cox : So you misspoke.

• Harry Pfarrer : Who the fuck do you work for, you fucker?