Abby Hagyard: Valerie Prevort

Quotes 

• [In the bedroom, Lisa & Kevin lie on her bed watching themselves doing a heavy romantic scene on her television] 

  Lisa Ruddy : [from the TV]  Ohhh, Kevin!

  Kevin Kubusheskie : [from the TV]  Ohhh, Lisa!

  Lisa Ruddy : [from the TV]  Ohhh, Kevin!

  Kevin Kubusheskie : [from the TV]  Ohhh, Lisa!

  Lisa Ruddy : [from the TV]  Ohhh!

  Kevin Kubusheskie : [from the TV]  Ohhh!

  Lisa Ruddy : [from the TV]  Ohhh!

  [Multiple bangs on the bedroom door] 

  Lisa Ruddy : Uh-oh.

  Valerie Prevort : [from the other side]  Lisa, have you got the television set on in there?

  Lisa Ruddy : Uh, no, Mom.

  Valerie Prevort : Well, what's all that noise? I heard voices.

  Lisa Ruddy : I've got a boy in here with me.

  Valerie Prevort : Oh, well, that's all right, then. Don't let me catch you with that television set on.

• Valerie Prevort : [finding her kids watching television together, Kevin in the armchair and Vanessa in her wheelchair]  Oh, Kevin, there you are, at it again. You know, sometimes I think you think more of that television set than you do of your poor, crippled, little sister.

  Kevin Kubusheskie : Don't be ridiculous, Mom. Of course I think of Vanessa.

  Lance Prevort : [off-stage]  FIRE! FIRE!

  [Kevin springs into action, moving Vanessa immediately over to the armchair, putting the TV set on the wheelchair, then quickly wheeling the TV set out of the house, leaving Vanessa behind] 

• Valerie Prevort : [at the dinner table]  Eat your capacitor, Kevin.