- Peter becomes the neighborhood bully; Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in a tanning bed too long.
- Chris finds himself in competition with another paper boy who has been taking all of his customers. Kyle starts to bully Chris non-stop and Peter takes matters into his own hands and he tries to stop Kyle from bullying his son. Kyle starts insulting Peter, causing him to angrily beat Kyle up repeatedly. Peter leaves Kyle's room without incident and he heads back home. Brian notices Peter's panicking demeanor and he assures his friend everything is fine. Lois soon gets a call from Kyle's mom and she realizes that Peter is responsible for beating up Kyle. Lois chastises Peter for hurting a teenager, she forces Peter to apologize to Kyle and he accepts Peter's apology, the two begin to bond over their love of bullying. Peter starts harassing his loved ones. Lois finally talks some sense into Peter after he removes Cleveland's pants in front of everyone, causing Peter to realize that he should get revenge on Randy. Peter takes Chris to an insurance company where Randy works so he can enact his revenge, but Randy reveals he has M.S., Peter doesn't buy it and he proceeds to take down Randy by himself, causing Chris to fight back and he tells his father that he has gone too far. Peter apologizes for his actions. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a tan after Peter takes him to a golf game with his friends. Stewie becomes obsessed with his tan, he buys a tanning bed so he can keep his complexion, but he gets a sunburn after staying in the tanning bed for too long. After a few days, Stewie's sunburn wears off and he notices a strange mole on his body. Stewie goes to the doctor with Brian and he begins to assume the worst. Stewie starts doing the things on his bucket list. Brian gets a call from Dr. Hartman and he assures Stewie that he doesn't have cancer.—dawsonpersi
- While babysitting Stewie, Peter takes him along on an all day golf game and Stewie ends up with a tan all over his body. Stewie decides he likes being tanned and begins frequently to use a tanning bed in his room. He also holds a party for tanned people only.
Stewie tells Brian to wake him up after fifteen minutes of tanning but Brian falls asleep and wakes up six and a half hours later. Stewie is extremely sunburned, barely able to move and in great pain. When Stewie eventually begins to peel, Brian spots a mole on Stewie's stomach. Convinced it is skin cancer, Stewie begins to live out his dying wishes with Brian forced to help him since it was entirely his fault. One of Stewie's requests was to visit the Chicago Museum of Art. As his last request he has Brian record his final thoughts. In the end, Stewie hears from Dr. Hartman that he does not have cancer and gives up tanning.
Meanwhile, Chris learns that his best customer, Herbert, has made Kyle, a neighbor's son and a bully, his new paper boy. Chris decides to confront them both but ends up getting pushed over by Kyle subsequently returning home in tears much to Peter and Lois' concern. Peter goes to talk with Kyle who makes fun of him over and over. Unable to control his anger toward Kyle, Peter beats him up leaving Kyle bleeding and bruised.
Kyle's mother agrees not to press charges if Peter apologizes to Kyle which he reluctantly does. Kyle comments on how good bullying makes you feel which encourages Peter to become a bully. When Peter also bullies his friends, such as using Joe as a marionette and pulling Cleveland's pants down, Lois points out that he is as bad as his old school bully, Randy Fulcher. Deciding he should bully him instead, Peter finds Randy who is now suffering from multiple sclerosis. Thinking, when Randy says "I have MS," that he is bragging that he has a monkey's scrotum, Peter is about to beat up Randy but is stopped by Chris who beats Peter up instead and finally convinces him bullying is wrong.
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