Metalocalypse (TV Series)

Religionklok (2006)

Tommy Blacha: Toki Wartooth, William Murderface

Quotes 

• William Murderface : [meditating]  Mmmmmrrrreliiiiigiiionnnnnn... mmmmrrrreliiiigionnnnnn...

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Pfft. This is dildos, doesn't he knows there's no such things as religion?

  Nathan Explosion : You mean you don't believe in God. There IS such thing as religion.

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Well, then proves it! Show me, uh, miracles that religion exists!

  Nathan Explosion : Well, you know, um... there's the Bible right there.

  [he points at it] 

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Welllll... maybe I reevaluates... my life then.

• Priest : Pray now the prayer of revenge, from whom do you seek revenge?

  Toki Wartooth : I seek revenge on Rachael Ray and the Food Network. Can't you make her... eyes fall out or something?... tits fall off?

  Priest : Satan, grant this man to get the revenge against his foes at the Food Network.

  Toki Wartooth : Seriously?

  Priest : Yes.

  Toki Wartooth : S-Seriously?

  Priest : Yes.

  Toki Wartooth : Really?

  Priest : Yes.

  Toki Wartooth : That's cool.

• [Dethklok goes to a Prayer Bolt concert to help Murderface find religion] 

  Pickles the Drummer : Aw, come on. I grew up in the Midwest, I don't need to see another Christian rock band.

  Nathan Explosion : Listen, I almost killed him, he needs our support. Just give it a chance. See, it's... it's not so bad. It's, uh... fun?

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : [holding his hands over his ears]  Ugh, there is no God, listen to his guitar.

  [he groans in disgust] 

  Toki Wartooth : I'm gonna check out this Christian rock mosh pit.

  [Toki runs around trying to get a pit going, knocking over a barrier so a sharp spike sticks up into the air] 

  Prayer Bolt Singer : Yeah! All right! Everybody! Praise the Lord!

  [the singer stage dives, but the crowd moves out of the way and he impales himself on the spike] 

  William Murderface : I've seen enough. Pretty good.