Metalocalypse (TV Series)
Religionklok (2006)
Brendon Small: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles the Drummer, Nathan Explosion
Quotes
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William Murderface : [meditating] Mmmmmrrrreliiiiigiiionnnnnn... mmmmrrrreliiiigionnnnnn...
Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Pfft. This is dildos, doesn't he knows there's no such things as religion?
Nathan Explosion : You mean you don't believe in God. There IS such thing as religion.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Well, then proves it! Show me, uh, miracles that religion exists!
Nathan Explosion : Well, you know, um... there's the Bible right there.
[he points at it]
Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Welllll... maybe I reevaluates... my life then.
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[Dethklok goes to a Prayer Bolt concert to help Murderface find religion]
Pickles the Drummer : Aw, come on. I grew up in the Midwest, I don't need to see another Christian rock band.
Nathan Explosion : Listen, I almost killed him, he needs our support. Just give it a chance. See, it's... it's not so bad. It's, uh... fun?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf : [holding his hands over his ears] Ugh, there is no God, listen to his guitar.
[he groans in disgust]
Toki Wartooth : I'm gonna check out this Christian rock mosh pit.
[Toki runs around trying to get a pit going, knocking over a barrier so a sharp spike sticks up into the air]
Prayer Bolt Singer : Yeah! All right! Everybody! Praise the Lord!
[the singer stage dives, but the crowd moves out of the way and he impales himself on the spike]
William Murderface : I've seen enough. Pretty good.
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf : [listening to Christian rock band] Whoa. There is no God. Just listen to his guitar.
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Nathan Explosion : So, where are we now?
Pickles the Drummer : This is the church of the atheists. They don't, uh, believe in God.
Nathan Explosion : Oh, like Toki and Skwisgaar?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf : No, we are nihilists? We don't believe in anything.
Nathan Explosion : But can't nihilists also... not... believe in god... too?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Well, I, uh... I don't know.
