Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)
B-12 (2006)
Sarah Paulson: Harriet Hayes
Quotes
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Matt Albie : All right, here it is. It's easy, but pay attention. "Spit-Take Theatre" same five actors, same set. It's going on the cards right now and we'll mark it during the next c-break. You speak in a Stentorian voice. On the first round of cards the actor third to the left of the person speaking does a spit-take. On the second round, the actor third to the left and to the immediate left does a spit-take, and on the final round anyone who isn't speaking does a spit-take. Good?
Harriet Hayes : Wait, I made it through the week without getting sick and now we're ending the night with everybody spitting at me?
Matt Albie : That's better. Everyone should just spit at Harriet.
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Harriet Hayes : Knock-knock.
Tom Jeter : Oh God.
Harriet Hayes : Knock-knock rook.
Dylan Killington : Who's there?
Harriet Hayes : Orange.
Samantha Li : Banana!
Harriet Hayes : Orange.
Samantha Li : Banana! It's banana! Banana, banana, banana! Then you say orange, "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" Four-year-olds are telling this joke!
Harriet Hayes : Okay, well calm down. I happen to be a member of the... what?
Simon Stiles : Fallstaff.
Harriet Hayes : Fallstaff Society.
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Harriet Hayes : I'm better than all of you, and the proof is, I got into the American Falstaff Society.
Simon Stiles : I'm already in.
Harriet Hayes : Alright. Then I'm better than three of you.
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Harriet Hayes : Matt!
Matt Albie : Yeah.
Harriet Hayes : I got into the Falstaff Society.
Matt Albie : Hey, great! Are you the first woman?
Harriet Hayes : I'm the eleventh woman.
Matt Albie : Cool.
Harriet Hayes : I am the first woman in the Great Lake region.
Matt Albie : You're quite a pioneer!