Shrek the Halls (2007 TV Short)

Antonio Banderas: Puss in Boots

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Quotes 

• Puss in Boots : In my homeland, we tell a very different tale of the Santa Nicolas / He's not made of waffles / This Santa was suave / He was nothing like that / The Santa I know / Was a hot Latin cat! / He was dressed all in fur / From his head to his paws / And he stood there heroic, / A real Santa... Claws. / Red are his boots / And so is his cape; / His sword is a cane / That tastes like crabcake. / He wears a fine belt / And a leather cravat / And there's a cute, fuzzy thing / Which hangs down from his... hat.

  [purring and tapping on bell] 

  Puss in Boots : [Comes to]  I have shamed myself.