Shrek the Halls (2007 TV Short)

Eddie Murphy: Donkey

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Quotes 

• Donkey : My mama used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries!' Usually that someone's me.

• Donkey : Oh, man, it's finally here! Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! You got everything ready?

  Shrek : No.

  Donkey : You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree?

  Shrek : No!

  Donkey : Or figgified your pudding?

  Shrek : Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head: no one here gives a hoot about Christmas!

• Donkey : Yeah? Well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests on Christmas. And if you think I am going to give you a present now, you are sadly mistaken.

  Shrek : You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted!

  Donkey : Fine! I'm going!

  Shrek : Good! Then go!

  Donkey : You go and have yourself a merry Christmas, Ebeneezer Shrek!

  Shrek : And a Bah Humbug to you, too!

• Gingerbread Man : I don't feel so good.

  [throws up] 

  Gingerbread Man : I feel better now.

  Donkey : Ooh, a chocolate chip!

  [eats Gingy's throw-up] 

• [after Gingy tells of how Santa ate his girlfriend] 

  Donkey : That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Now, you know that's not how it happened.

  Gingerbread Man : You weren't there!

• Princess Fiona : [about Shrek's decorations]  It's beautiful.

  Shrek : It's passable.

  Donkey : It's horrible! Usually they just throw toilet paper and run away, but whoever did this means business!