- [last lines]
- Olivia Benson: Love's a bitch.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Tell me about it.
- Olivia Benson: You know, we've been partners all these years. I don't even know your blood type.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: A-postiive.
- Olivia Benson: How 'bout that? Me too.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [both enter elevator and turn and face door looking forward in thought] I'd give you a kidney.
- Olivia Benson: Not if I gave you mine first.
- [elevator doors close]
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [after finding out that their suspect planted a microchip into his wife's body to see if she was cheating on him, which she was] Hmm... The guy invented a "Ho-Jack."
- Det. John Munch: [regarding death threats] That's why none of my four ex-wives ever made good on their threats. There's nothing to inherit.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Except your Warren Commission memorabilia.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: You offering to be my partner?
- Capt. Donald Cragen: I'm not your type
- [Stabler laughs]
- Det. Elliot Stabler: I don't know, maybe I'd have better luck with a guy. All these women keep leaving me.
- Capt. Donald Cragen: You may have another chance?
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [Stabler turns around to face him, surprised] Dani change her mind?
- Capt. Donald Cragen: No. Olivia's back.
- M.E. Melinda Warner: So, you're working this alone?
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Yeah.
- M.E. Melinda Warner: Where's Detective Beck?
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Eh, Dani went back to warrants
- M.E. Melinda Warner: You're getting another new partner?
- Det. Elliot Stabler: No, they've run out
- Steve: [Det. Stabler is roughing up a suspect with one broken arm in the interview room] Why do you got to be so rough?
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Because you still have one arm to break.
- Olivia Benson: Yeah, my partner has a real anger management problem. I thought he had it under control. Apparently, I was wrong.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [looks up to Benson who had just returned as his partner after his few weeks partnered up with Danni Beck] I've had a tough couple of weeks.
- Olivia Benson: [to the suspect] Seriously. He WILL break your arm.
- [Benson and Stabler enter the Medical Examiner's room. She looks surprised to see Benson back]
- M.E. Melinda Warner: [to Stabler] So you are recycling old partners?
- Olivia Benson: [a bit offended] Old?
- M.E. Melinda Warner: Welcome back, Liv.
- Geneva Dworkin: [masculine woman hitting on Benson] What's your name?
- [Geneva smiles]
- Olivia Benson: Detective.
- [Benson walks away]
- Olivia Benson: [Leaving a house where the wife told Benson one version and the husband told Stabler another version] So you get an affair. I get a fairy tale.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: You like to play with needles? You should learn to sterilize them.
- Glenn Cheales: What's wrong with her?
- Olivia Benson: She's septic. Now start talking.
- Glenn Cheales: You don't understand, she has a liver condition.
- Olivia Benson: We know all about it, now talk.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: You're out of line, Casey.
- A.D.A. Casey Novak: What's your excuse?
- Olivia Benson: Are you through with the character assassination?
- Naomi Cheales: How long has this chip been in my shoulder?
- Glenn Cheales: 3 weeks. One night before bed, I drugged your tea and injected you.
- Naomi Cheales: Why did you do it?
- Glenn Cheales: I thought you were cheating on me. I was right.
- Naomi Cheales: [septic and dying from a dirty needle] Are you happy now?
- Det. John Munch: Technology's made it so much easier to spy on people, family, even strangers.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Not everybody's a snoop.
- Det. John Munch: No? Do you use Spyware to find out what sites your kids visit online? Do you?
- Det. Elliot Stabler: My kids don't go online unless I know where they're going.
- Det. John Munch: Exactly, you call it being a concerned parent, I call it Big Brother.