- Early Cuyler: [to Granny] Leaky-mouth woman! Get on back inside the house and take your "I'm So Old, I'm Gonna Damn Die" pills.
- Granny: Every Hollow's Eve, he lurks... and he waits.
- [pause]
- Granny: And... he lurks... and he waits.
- Russell 'Rusty' Kyler: What?
- Early Cuyler: He, uh... does stand about, quite a bit.
- Russell 'Rusty' Kyler: [about Hellish Jay] Whoa, hold on a second. What's he look like?
- Granny: About yay high... no hair, or skin... and a devilishly tight ass.
- Russell 'Rusty' Kyler: Huh?
- Early Cuyler: He got a electronic ass!
- Granny: [licking her lips] Yeah.
- Early Cuyler: And a long, straw-like, uh...
- [pause]
- Early Cuyler: Um... Damn. Alright, look, you ever seen one of them insulation blowing hose pipes?
- Russell 'Rusty' Kyler: Nu-uh.
- Early Cuyler: Blows the damn insulation into ya?
- Russell 'Rusty' Kyler: [scared] He blows insulation into ya?
- Early Cuyler: HE DOES? God almighty!
- Russell 'Rusty' Kyler: [both running around scared] Oh my God!