Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Of Vice and Men (2006)

Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars

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• Veronica : So what would Stan Marsh say in a situation like this? I think we all learned a valuable lesson about faith. You give it to the people you love. But the people who really deserve it, are the ones who come through even when you don't love them enough.

• Meryl : Look, I was just thinking. Sully told me that in his physics class, they're working with lasers. So, what if Sully accidentally discovered some new technology, you know, like some kind of laser cannon that could assassinate people from space or something? He could be running from, I don't know, sinister forces!

  Veronica Mars : Have you ever heard of Occam's razor, Meryl?

  Meryl : Is that a space laser? Has it already been invented?

• Veronica Mars : So you didn't really send that picture message to my dad, did you?

  Vinnie Van Lowe : Well if I did it was a miracle, the phone didn't have a camera in it.

• Veronica Mars : We'll get help. We'll call the sheriff.

  Meryl : You mean the moron?

  Veronica Mars : He's a well-armed moron.

• Veronica Mars : Consider my mind blown. Then put back together and blown again.

• Veronica Mars : Look, Dad. Do what you gotta do, OK? I've seen too much working here to ever be surprised again.

  Keith Mars : I know you Veronica, you're not that jaded.

  Veronica Mars : I didn't use to be. I had this one shining example, that gave me some faith.

• Veronica Mars : I dig the outfit, is that from Dolce and Gabbana's study buddy collection?

• Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : There's a girl in my bed.

  Veronica Mars : Yeah buddy!

  [Piz looks at Veronica expecting an explanation] 

  Veronica Mars : . It took a double shot of night time cold medicine to get her down, it also stopped her sniffling. She's pretty worked up about her boyfriend.

  Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : Understandable, but, um, where am I sleeping?

  Veronica Mars : Well if you play your cards right... the floor.

• Veronica Mars : So what would Stan Marsh say in a situation like this? I think we all learned a valuable lesson about faith. You give it to the people you love. But the people who really deserve it, are the ones who come through even when you don't love them enough.

• Veronica : [Veronica has just changed and didn't realize Piz was in the doorway]  How long you been standing there Piz? I might expect a tip.

  Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : [nervous]  Just like two seconds.