Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Global Grilling (2006)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• Meatwad : Hey, y'all might wanna turn that grill down, 'cause Mucus Man is meltin' here.

  Master Shake : He's not melting. He's "chillaxin'". If you can't speak the language, go back to Mexico. Where you were born, and are from.

• Master Shake : Carl, what the hell are you doing on our property?

  Carl : I just came to see why my doorknob was covered in snot. And then I saw you. And I connected the two.

• Master Shake : [crashes through the window, bright flaming red all over]  DAMMIT, who took my sunblock? SPF 60, for FAIR SKIN?

  Frylock : There ain't enough SPF in the world to protect you from that...

  Meatwad : Well, we got all that cream cheese we won from the fair. Can you tan through that?

  Master Shake : [thinks]  It's worth a shot...

  Meatwad : [solemnly]  And it may be the only shot we have.

  Master Shake , Meatwad : [Shake and Meatwad, rubbing themselves all over with huge globs of cream cheese] 

  Frylock : [long pause as he watches]  Or... WE COULD SHUT THE F**KING GRILL OFF!

• Carl : ...Are those clouds on fire?...

• Carl : You grillin'?

• Meatwad : Mucus men, congest him. At once.

  Carl : Yeah, alright, that takes two of ya. Let's go.

  [Carl is absorbed by two mucus men] 

  Frylock : Nooo!

• [Due to the grill's heat melting the polar ice caps, Carl's house is flooded] 

  Carl : No, no, no, no, no!

  [Carl dives underwater and returns holding a dozen VHS tapes] 

  Carl : MY FATHER'S AMATEUR PORNO! I love you, Dad! And all those money shots!