Corner Gas (TV Series)
Gopher It (2007)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
Quotes
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Oscar Leroy : It's Lacey's idea. She says we should build a casino.
Brent LeRoy : Really? That doesn't sound like something Lacey would say. In fact, just the other day...
[in flashback]
Brent LeRoy : Hey, Lacey, you want to play some pinochle for matchsticks?
Lacey Burrows : Uh, how many matchsticks? Is it legal? Maybe we shouldn't. It could lead to pennies and then who knows what. No, this is a bad idea.
[in present day]
Brent LeRoy : She's not exactly Doyle Brunson.
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[first lines]
Lacey Burrows : What's this mayor challenge?
Brent LeRoy : Fitzy's looking for ways to put Dog River on the map.
Wanda Dollard : Yeah. Whenever election time rolls around, he starts to pretend he cares.
Hank Yarbo : How can you guys be so cyclical?
Wanda Dollard : That's cynical.
Lacey Burrows : Maybe he meant we talk in circles. We do that sometimes.
Hank Yarbo : Yeah, Wanda. If you weren't so cyclical, you'd know that.
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Hank Yarbo : You can't sell Corner Gas!
Wanda Dollard : Yeah, why would you want a huge wad of cash when you can have a gas station with Hank in it?
Lacey Burrows : This is a big decision, Brent, it's not just chili cheese dog or no chili cheese dog.
Brent LeRoy : That's no decision, chili cheese dog!
Hank Yarbo : Think about it, Wanda. If Brent sells, you'll have to wear one of them Pump N' Go uniforms.
[Wanda imagines herself in the uniform, which is very unflattering]
Wanda Dollard : Brent, you can't sell the gas station! It's a job that I love! By the way, I can't work tomorrow.
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Lacey Burrows : You know, I hate to say it, but I think Hank is on to something.
Brent LeRoy : Me too. Good job, Hank.
Wanda Dollard : Yeah. That's the best idea you've ever had.
Hank Yarbo : Really? You like it?
Wanda Dollard : No. But it's the best idea you've ever had.