Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)
The Christmas Show (2006)
Timothy Busfield: Cal Shanley
Quotes
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[trying to figure out how to make snow]
Cal Shanley : Shaved coconuts!
Matt Albie : Perfect! And they're indigenous to LA.
Danny Tripp : No, they're not.
Matt Albie : They grow on palm trees!
Danny Tripp : Not ours.
Matt Albie : What do ours do?
Danny Tripp : Nothing.
Matt Albie : This city needs me.
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[looking at a plastic Santa Claus with his right hand raised]
Matt Albie : What's he doing?
Cal Shanley : There are gonna be reindeer up in the balcony; he's waving at them.
Matt Albie : He's giving the Nazi salute!
Cal Shanley : Nah, he's waving at the reindeer.
Matt Albie : Why wouldn't the reindeer be with him?
Cal Shanley : Well, when you start to apply logic to Santa Claus, Matt...
Matt Albie : Alright, let's set logistics aside. He's saying, "Heil, Hitler."
Cal Shanley : I think you're reading too much into it.
Matt Albie : He's giving the Nazi salute.
Cal Shanley : [pause] Well, now that you've said it, that's all I can see.
Matt Albie : It's all anybody can see.
Cal Shanley : He's got the crazy eyes too, doesn't he?
Matt Albie : Yeah.
Cal Shanley : LET'S GET RID OF DEMENTED SANTA CLAUS!