Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Sex, Birth, Death (2006)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Special Agent Derek Morgan : How did she know to call Reid?

  Penelope Garcia : Nathan set Reid's business card on the table before he cut himself. Like a suicide note.

• Penelope Garcia : Come on. You and me. We're hitting the town.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : No offense, Garcia, but I'm not really feeling like I'd make the, uh, best company right now.

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, no! Up! Up! Do not make me hurt you!

  [Reid sighs and gives in] 

  Penelope Garcia : There you go, there you go.

• Penelope Garcia : You know, he might have killed two women. It's not your job to hold his hand through this.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : [shakes his head]  It's like with my mom. I used to think that if I could just understand absolutely everything there is to know about schizophrenia, then I'd somehow be able to fix it.

  Penelope Garcia : You can't. I'm sorry.

  Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Hey, guys, I need everybody in the conference room. If Nathan Harris isn't our unsub, we need a working profile.

  [Garcia kisses two fingers and plants them on Reid's forehead]