The Simpsons (TV Series)

24 Minutes (2007)

Kiefer Sutherland: Jack Bauer

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Quotes 

• Jack Bauer : I'm Jack Bauer. Who the hell are you?

  Bart Simpson : [thinks of the perfect prank call]  I'm, um, Ahmed Adoudi.

  Jack Bauer : Chloe, find out all you can about Ahmed Adoudi. Does somebody know Ahmed Adoudi?

  Chloe O'Brian : Ahmed Adoudi: wealthy Saudi financier, disappeared into Afghanistan in the late '90s.

  Jack Bauer : Really?

  Chloe O'Brian : No, Jack! It's a joke name! You're being set up.

  Jack Bauer : Damn it!

  [he shoots with his gun and Bart laughs hard] 

• [last lines] 

  [Jack Bauer comes in by dropping in from an air vent] 

  Jack Bauer : [in megaphone]  Good work, Lisa!

  Bart Simpson : What about me?

  Jack Bauer : [points gun at Bart]  Bart Simpson, twelve minutes ago, you made an annoying prank phone call to me. All units move in!

  [a bunch of units move into the gym and they all point guns at Bart, but Bauer puts his away] 

  Jack Bauer : I pulled ever single field agent off all other cases to track you down and bring you to justice. It was a tough decision, but I think I made the right call.

  [big explosion happens in the distance, and the crowd gasps] 

  Jack Bauer : It's okay. That was Shelbyville.

  [everyone sighs with relief] 

• Jack Bauer : The following takes place between 2:34 PM and 3:04 PM. Or maybe it's AM. Whichever one is the morning one; it's not that one.

• [first lines] 

  Jack Bauer : Previously on "24"... I mean, "The Simpsons."