Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Kissing Abraham Lincoln (2006)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Lydia : You need to talk to your maid!
Charlie Harper : Shh! Keep your voice down!
Alan Harper : Yeah, we don't use the "M-Word" around here.
Lydia : Why not?
Alan Harper : Because it's disrespectful.
Charlie Harper : And demeaning.
Alan Harper : And *wildly* inaccurate.
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Alan Harper : So, you understand the situation?
Kandi : I think so. Now that we're not married anymore, you wanna sell my condo.
Alan Harper : No, no! It's *our* condo! I bought it for *us*! Not the smartest thing I ever did, but my real estate advisor was my penis!