Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Bart Oates (2006)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

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• Carl : Look... I'm really sorry. I'm sorry that you tried to walk in front of me when I clearly had the right of way.

  Bart Oates : Hey, Carl, you know that's not really the spirit of this.

  Carl : All right, all right, all right, look. Reset. I am very glad that forensics could not match the paint on your face to the paint on my fender, but I am sorry that you had to pay the ultimate price for not looking both ways. I did not wave you on, I was flipping you off!

  Bart Oates : Carl.

  Carl : Ok, all right. I'm sorry you're dead.

  Bart Oates : You're in the red zone now, buddy. You gotta close the deal.

  Carl : But me answering questions to a bunch of cops wasn't ever going to bring you back.

  Bart Oates : Be a champ. Go all the way.

  Carl : Ok! I'm sorry I hit you, all right? And that's as sorry as I'm ever going to be. You were old. I could tell.

• Carl : Hey, Fryman. I found this Post-It note on the curb for me. "Thanks for car. M.S."

  Frylock : Ah, man.

  Carl : Yeah.

  Frylock : Well, I'm sure Shake'll bring it back.

  Carl : Ya think? That'd be so thoughtful.

• Carl : You are trying my patience, Bart Oates.