30 Rock (TV Series)
Jack Meets Dennis (2006)
Tina Fey: Liz Lemon
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Quotes
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Tracy Jordan : You know this is very, very, very bad for me, right? I need to protect my reputation. You take away my street cred, and I am Wayne Brady.
Liz Lemon : Nuh-uh. Wayne Brady has three Emmys. You have a People's Choice Award... that you stole from Wayne Brady.
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Tracy Jordan : Did you see this? It's horrible! They're printing libel about me again. Libel, Liz Lemon!
Liz Lemon : Oh..."Normal"! How... dare they?
Tracy Jordan : That's what I'm saying! That's character assassination! That's not normal! It only looks like I'm walking out of a Starbucks, when actually I'm doing the robot going backwards INTO a Starbucks! And I don't even know whose dog that is! Yes, I steal dogs.
Liz Lemon : What is the problem?
Tracy Jordan : I can't be normal. If I'm normal, I'm boring. If I'm boring, I'm not a movie star. If I'm not a movie star, I'm poor! And poor people can't afford to pay back the $75,000 in cash they owe Quincy Jones!
[rest of room just stares, nonplused; Tracy indignantly does the robot backward out the door]
Liz Lemon : Wow. Talkin' to that guy is like lookin' in a mirror, huh?
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Jenna Maroney : How's the sex?
Liz Lemon : Fast and only on Saturdays. It's perfect.
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Liz Lemon : Maybe the musical guest can do some extra songs this week. Who is it?
Pete Hornberger : James Blunt!
Liz Lemon : Ugh.
