Pineapple Express (2008)
Cleo King: Police Liaison Officer
Quotes
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Police Liaison Officer : Don't move; this shit hurts!
[holding a can of mace]
Police Liaison Officer : What's in your hand?
Dale Denton : It's weed, it's a joint, it's a roach. I thought it was decriminalized. To be honest with you, I have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.
Police Liaison Officer : Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized. I'm the liaison officer for this school. And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here with their eyes as red as the devil's dick!
Dale Denton : Fuck!
Police Liaison Officer : You're busted!
Dale Denton : Those kids came up and they peer-pressured me; this is a horrible misunderstanding.
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Dale Denton : [after explaining everything that's happened] Do you believe me?
Police Liaison Officer : I don't know. Give me a minute. It was a woman or a man cop?
Dale Denton : It was a policewoman. It was a woman.
Police Liaison Officer : Oh, I think I know who that bitch was.
Dale Denton : Yes, I will identify that bitch!
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Police Liaison Officer : Oooh, big sexy with glasses!