- Brad Sherwood: [in "Daytime Talk Show"] We're gonna go to the audience and find out what they think of this whole story. Let's see, uh, you sir, dressed like a pumpkin.
- Ian Gomez: [stand up in the audience] Yeah, I'm Jill's, uh, stepbrother.
- Colin Mochrie: I recognize ya, Peter Peter.
- Ian Gomez: Yeah. Hey, listen.
- [audience laughs/applauds]
- Ian Gomez: You know, you should have a fence around that hill over there. You know what? Because we're gonna sue your butt. All right?
- Ryan Stiles: Speaking of "Peter", how are those pills workin' out I gave ya?
- Brad Sherwood: Uh, Mr. Pumpkin Eater, you shouldn't cast stones, you can't even keep your wife. Sit down, would you please?