The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Water on the Brain or the Deep Six and 7/8/Bullwinkle Goes to Press or All the Moose That's Fit to Print (1960)
June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Red Riding Hood, Wealthy Customer, Mama Wolf, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Rocket J. Squirrel : [about their plan to catch the box top bandits] It has to be something terribly clever and smart.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, that leaves me out.
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Boris Badenov : Natasha, you hear? We could run off another four million bogus box tops.
Natasha Fatale : But they will be on the lookout for us, dahlink. We won't be able to use them.
Boris Badenov : Who wants to use them? If we still got box tops, we don't have to explain losing them to...
Natasha Fatale : Don't say it, Boris.
Boris Badenov : I got to. To Central Control.
Natasha Fatale : But if we try to print more, they will put us in jail.
Boris Badenov : [chuckles] Natasha, which you are more scared of: United States Government or Central Control?
Natasha Fatale : Let's go to press, dahlink.
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Natasha Fatale : You sure everything will be all right this time, dahlink?
Boris Badenov : Of course. Moose and squirrel found last hiding place strictly by accident.
Natasha Fatale : Accident?
Boris Badenov : Sure mike. Couldn't happen again in a million years.
[a knock on the door is heard]
Boris Badenov : Especially since we blew them up with change of...
[Boris opens the door and sees Bullwinkle]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Howdy, Mr. Printer! Hello, Ms. Print. I'd like to...
[Boris immediately shuts the door]
Natasha Fatale , Boris Badenov : It's the moose!
Boris Badenov : Oh, Natasha, what have I done to deserve this?
Natasha Fatale : Well, you...
Boris Badenov : Don't tell me!
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Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, we're heroes again, Bullwinkle.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, and it sure makes a fella uncomfortable.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Just 'cause they pinned a medal on your coat?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Rocky, this isn't a coat. They pinned the medal on my own personal chest.
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Narrator : And Rocky and Bullwinkle were given medals and declaimed heroes by everybody in town.
Crowd : Yay!
Narrator : Almost.
Boris Badenov : Boo!
Natasha Fatale : Don't be sourball, Boris. Look at those happy, smiling faces.
Boris Badenov : I am looking. That's what makes me sourball.