Quotes
Water on the Brain or the Deep Six and 7/8/Bullwinkle Goes to Press or All the Moose That's Fit to Print
The Bullwinkle Show
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [about their plan to catch the box top bandits] It has to be something terribly clever and smart.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, that leaves me out.
- Boris Badenov: Natasha, you hear? We could run off another four million bogus box tops.
- Natasha Fatale: But they will be on the lookout for us, dahlink. We won't be able to use them.
- Boris Badenov: Who wants to use them? If we still got box tops, we don't have to explain losing them to...
- Natasha Fatale: Don't say it, Boris.
- Boris Badenov: I got to. To Central Control.
- Natasha Fatale: But if we try to print more, they will put us in jail.
- Boris Badenov: [chuckles] Natasha, which you are more scared of: United States Government or Central Control?
- Natasha Fatale: Let's go to press, dahlink.
- Natasha Fatale: You sure everything will be all right this time, dahlink?
- Boris Badenov: Of course. Moose and squirrel found last hiding place strictly by accident.
- Natasha Fatale: Accident?
- Boris Badenov: Sure mike. Couldn't happen again in a million years.
- [a knock on the door is heard]
- Boris Badenov: Especially since we blew them up with change of...
- [Boris opens the door and sees Bullwinkle]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Howdy, Mr. Printer! Hello, Ms. Print. I'd like to...
- [Boris immediately shuts the door]
- Natasha Fatale, Boris Badenov: It's the moose!
- Boris Badenov: Oh, Natasha, what have I done to deserve this?
- Natasha Fatale: Well, you...
- Boris Badenov: Don't tell me!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, we're heroes again, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, and it sure makes a fella uncomfortable.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Just 'cause they pinned a medal on your coat?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Rocky, this isn't a coat. They pinned the medal on my own personal chest.
- Narrator: And Rocky and Bullwinkle were given medals and declaimed heroes by everybody in town.
- Crowd: Yay!
- Narrator: Almost.
- Boris Badenov: Boo!
- Natasha Fatale: Don't be sourball, Boris. Look at those happy, smiling faces.
- Boris Badenov: I am looking. That's what makes me sourball.