How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Columns (2007)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : [about Hammond Druthers] Well... it's awkward, I mean, the guy used to be my boss. So, I went to talk to the managing partner...
Brady : Fire him.
Ted Mosby : Well, sir, I was thinking he could just be put on a different project.
Ted Mosby : Fire him! He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass. In fact, fire everyone on that project. Druthers, Mosby, the whole lot of them.
Ted Mosby : [Sheepish] Mosby, sir? I, I... I hear Mosby's doing some great work.
Brady : Fine, Mosby can stay. But tell him he's on thin ice. Come here.
[Pinches Ted's cheeks]
Brady : I like you, Crosby.
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Barney Stinson : Hey, guys! Guess what I got? A new dart!
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh wow, a new dart!
Ted Mosby : Hey, that new dart is great!
Robin Scherbatsky : I did not know you were such a fan of "new dart", Barney!
Barney Stinson : Oh yes, Robyn, I just love "nude art"..."nude art"
Barney Stinson : [after an awkward stare from Marshall] "nude art"!
[laughs]
Marshall Eriksen : You found the painting, didn't you?
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Ted Mosby : Robin, I just had a great idea.
Robin Scherbatsky : [Trying to sleep] Do whatever you want to me, just don't wake me up...
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Ted Mosby : [after watching Marshall steal his nude painting from the bar] One of my worst fears just came true- I saw Marshall grab himself naked.
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Ted Mosby : [after Barney shows him a picture of Naked-Marshall] Oh my God. This is awesome times awesome, it's awesome square.
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Marshall Eriksen : [about Ted's situation at work] You've just gotta ask yourself; "Who's the Boss?"
Ted Mosby : Tony!
Robin Scherbatsky : Angela!
Barney Stinson : *Mona!*
Lily Aldrin : [as Robin stares at him with confusion] Mona?
Barney Stinson : Watch it more closely. Rock your world...