Legend of the Bog (2009)

Shelly Goldstein: Val Leary

Quotes 

• Val Leary : Hello! Hello!

  [Looks at the cellphone] 

  Val Leary : Ahhh! Jesus!

  [Taps the phone violently] 

  Val Leary : You can get a signal on the top of Mount Everest! 5 minutes outside of Dublin, you're screwed!

• Val Leary : [to Deano]  My plane is taking off for Chicago and I'm stuck here with you in the middle of the Irish "Apocolypse Now"!

• Professor David Wallace : Shelter first, then fire, then food. First rule of survival.

  Val Leary : Thank you, Crocodile Dundee.