Corner Gas (TV Series)
The Good Old Table Hockey Game (2007)
Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton
Quotes
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[Karen beats Hank at table hockey]
Hank Yarbo : Man, that was unbelievable! I mean, you wouldn't be able to beat Brent, but...
Davis Quinton : Oh, I don't know. She's pretty good.
Hank Yarbo : Yeah, but Brent's the best, you know. I mean, when it comes to table hockey, he's king of the knobs.
Karen Pelly : That's pretty high praise considering the source.
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[before the final game]
Wanda Dollard : [Brent's table hockey coach] If this game is tied, then the series will be tied.
Davis Quinton : [Karen's table hockey coach] We'll have scored more goals. I'll be claiming victory.
Wanda Dollard : You'll be claiming dental surgery.
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Davis Quinton : [to Karen] You may have lost, partner. But you played one hell of a series.
Karen Pelly : Yeah. It reminds me of something, but I don't know what.
Oscar Leroy : Yeah. That'll go down in Dog River history.
Wanda Dollard : They'll be talkin' about it 30 years from now.
Brent LeRoy : [to the adoring crowd] Aw, go on. It was nothin'.
[sentimental music plays, Brent is now sitting on a park bench, he has white hair and face wrinkles, and there are two children beside him]
Boy : Tell us again about the time you won the Table Hockey Series!
Brent LeRoy : That was weeks ago, kid. Can't you see I got a costume party to go to?
[Hank enters, dressed as a vampire]
Hank Yarbo : Come on, man, let's go.