The Bill Engvall Show (TV Series)

Good People (2007)

Bill Engvall: Bill Pearson

Quotes 

• Bill Pearson : [Pulls a pair of sexy panties out of the laundry]  How come I've never seen you in these?

  Susan Pearson : Because they're your daughter's.

  Bill Pearson : Ohhhh!

• Bill Pearson : [Bill tried catching a potato but missed]  That's my bad, receiver's gotta go up and get that.

• Bill Pearson : What is all this orange stuff inside Trent's playbook? Ah! Chilli fry!

• Bill Pearson : OK, that was a really nice presentation Lauren but God gave you all the hols you're gonna ever need.

  Susan Pearson : What you're father is trying to say, is no piercings.

  Lauren Pearson : You guys are so... old!

• Susan Pearson : [holding a picture of Bill when he was around Lauren's age]  So were you in some sort a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band?

  Bill Pearson : [holding a picture of Susan at around the same age]  Easy 'Oh Mickey you're so fine'!

• Bill Pearson : [after Lauren tricks them into thinking she got her naval pierced]  You kids think you're funny, but you can't take back heart damage!

  Lauren Pearson : I didn't not do it because of what you guys said. I though about it and made an informed decision.

  Susan Pearson : Big needle get to you?

  Lauren Pearson : Not as much as the scary guy holding it.