The Brain: [On his Walkie Talkie] Pinky, I'm a stone's throw away from the Vatican. Where are you?
Pinky: [On his Walkie Talkie] In here, Brian: The Sixteen Chapel.
The Brain: This from a mouse who thinks a Fresco is a can of carbonated soda.
The Brain: [Looking up at Pinky's Mount Rushmore] Who are they?
Pinky: They're the founding fathers Brain - beloved tunesmith Neil Sedaka, actor's actor Nick Nolte, TV funny man Abe Vigoda and of course Abe Lincoln.
The Brain: Pinky, you are a fistful of stupidity, but we can't worry about that now.
The Brain: There is a mysterious power that no human can resist, Pinky, a thing so great that the strongest of Souls bend and surrender to it instantly.
Pinky: [Gasp] You mean... The Ark of the Covenant?
The Brain: No, Pinky. The most tremendous force in the Cosmos - "Free T-Shirts."