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Quotes
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Officer Ziva David : Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate's copy of ARES?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's 'pirated' copy.
Officer Ziva David : That's what I said!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, you said pirate's copy. A pirate is a person like 'Captain Jack Sparrow'. A pirated copy...
Officer Ziva David : Who is 'Jack Sparrow'?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Johnny Depp.
Officer Ziva David : He's a pirate?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, he's an actor.
Officer Ziva David : Oh.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How did we get here?
Officer Ziva David : I drove.
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Officer Ziva David : [Seeing all the computers in the suspect's home] This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Needle in a haystack."
Officer Ziva David : I like mine better.
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[after Harrow suffers a fatal heart attack while running from Ziva and McGee]
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Don't get cute, Officer David! I'm saying there had to be a better way!Right, Tony?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's right Director, they could've...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Shot him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's right. They could've shot him.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Of course, in a high-octane situation, Ziva reverts back to her Mossad training, and probably would've put a round through his heart.
Officer Ziva David : Three rounds.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : And McGee, not to be outdone, would've...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Added three more.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : See? There you go. Six rounds, same result: one dead Mr. Harrow.
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Officer Ziva David : I told you I couldn't program the navigator. I'm a *driver*!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ziva, I've driven with you before. I'd rather be lost than dead.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This is the pirated part of the console we have to find.
Officer Ziva David : Twenty million for *that*?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Size isn't everything... Forget I even stupidly started to say that.
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Officer Ziva David : Sit back, relax, and try to enjoy the rest of your miserable life.
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Eli 'Goliath' Lisack : Please, I am... very wealthy. I have diamonds.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ooh, you *had* diamonds. This jet is very expensive, and somebody had to pay for it.
Eli 'Goliath' Lisack : I know things.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, how to trade weapons for diamonds, we got that.
Eli 'Goliath' Lisack : I'll trade information.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [leans over him] And what could you know that would interest the C.I.A.?
Officer Ziva David : [chuckles] He thinks we're the C.I.A.?
[Ziva, Gibbs, and DiNozzo all laugh]
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Trent Kort : Charles Harrow?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : You say that as if you're surprised to see me.
[inside the surveillance van]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh-oh...
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Archangel, Ducky might have been compromised.
Officer Ziva David : Archangel has him covered.
[on the tarmac]
Trent Kort : You have ARES?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : You have the 20 million?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [inside the van; chuckles] He's a natural.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [as Ziva enters] Oh, this should be interesting. Goliath, I'd like you to meet one of our Israeli friends.
Officer Ziva David : [slaps Lissack, in Hebrew] You are a traitor to our country and our people.
Eli 'Goliath' Lisack : [in Hebrew] I never sell weapons to Hamas or Hezbollah!
Officer Ziva David : [grabs him by the front of his coat, in English] You sell to people who do!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're lucky she doesn't have her slingshot.
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Eli 'Goliath' Lisack : You are taking me to Zaire?
Officer Ziva David : You sold a shipment of RPGs to their army. They were very disappointed with the quality of the merchandise.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I believe the President himself is eager to discuss how you stiffed him.
Officer Ziva David : He, in turn, has some information Mossad needs...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And we owe Mossad a favor since they told us you were in D.C., so here we are. We deliver you to Zaire, the President gives Mossad the information it needs, and everyone is happy.
Officer Ziva David : Well... not everyone.