- Officer Ziva David: Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate's copy of ARES?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's 'pirated' copy.
- Officer Ziva David: That's what I said!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, you said pirate's copy. A pirate is a person like 'Captain Jack Sparrow'. A pirated copy...
- Officer Ziva David: Who is 'Jack Sparrow'?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Johnny Depp.
- Officer Ziva David: He's a pirate?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, he's an actor.
- Officer Ziva David: Oh.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How did we get here?
- Officer Ziva David: I drove.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [walking up on Jenny and the team in a heated discussion] Am I interrupting something?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Not at all. We were just discussing the various ways NCIS could have killed Mr. Harrow besides chasing him to death!
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I am interrupting something. I'll come back.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Doctor! Death was most likely caused by...?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Miocardial Infarction. Brought on by a combination of a high-fat western diet and the mistaken belief he could run up all those stairs. Rigorous for most, rigor mortis for him.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hell, DiNozzo, you were following orders. I'd have done the same thing.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Really?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You would've lied to Mike Franks?
- Officer Ziva David: [Seeing all the computers in the suspect's home] This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "Needle in a haystack."
- Officer Ziva David: I like mine better.
- [after Harrow suffers a fatal heart attack while running from Ziva and McGee]
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Don't get cute, Officer David! I'm saying there had to be a better way!Right, Tony?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's right Director, they could've...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Shot him.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's right. They could've shot him.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Of course, in a high-octane situation, Ziva reverts back to her Mossad training, and probably would've put a round through his heart.
- Officer Ziva David: Three rounds.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: And McGee, not to be outdone, would've...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Added three more.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Gibbs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: See? There you go. Six rounds, same result: one dead Mr. Harrow.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Some people need someone to hate.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Not me.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Then you should've let Ziva take the shot.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [after saying he had to lie to Gibbs] He's my boss.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: And I'm *his* boss. You leave him to me. Your ass is covered.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm not worried about my ass, Jenny!
- [Ducky is undercover as "Harrow"]
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: [over radio] Get the diamonds.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Rene, aren't you forgetting something?
- La Grenouille: [regarding the bottle of Napoleon brandy] Ah, my bottle of history is yours, my friend. Add to it well.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I don't know what to say...
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard, Special Agent Timothy McGee: [over radio] GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS!
- Officer Ziva David: I told you I couldn't program the navigator. I'm a *driver*!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Ziva, I've driven with you before. I'd rather be lost than dead.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This is the pirated part of the console we have to find.
- Officer Ziva David: Twenty million for *that*?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Size isn't everything... Forget I even stupidly started to say that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Can you do this to anyone's email?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No, because it's highly illegal. And I'm not even doing it now... Okay, we're in.
- Eli 'Goliath' Lisack: Who are you people?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Couriers, delivering a package, as a favor to our Israeli friends.
- Eli 'Goliath' Lisack: "Package"?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't take it personal, "Goliath".
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, can I ask you about that? Every arms dealer I meet, they have the cheesiest code names. I mean, "Goliath"? Did you choose that?
- Eli 'Goliath' Lisack: You, you are C.I.A., yes?
- [DiNozzo and Gibbs trade an amused look, and laugh together]
- Eli 'Goliath' Lisack: Please, I am... very wealthy. I have diamonds.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ooh, you *had* diamonds. This jet is very expensive, and somebody had to pay for it.
- Eli 'Goliath' Lisack: I know things.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, how to trade weapons for diamonds, we got that.
- Eli 'Goliath' Lisack: I'll trade information.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [leans over him] And what could you know that would interest the C.I.A.?
- Officer Ziva David: [chuckles] He thinks we're the C.I.A.?
- [Ziva, Gibbs, and DiNozzo all laugh]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, we got a problem...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Just one, McGee?
- Trent Kort: Charles Harrow?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You say that as if you're surprised to see me.
- [inside the surveillance van]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh-oh...
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Archangel, Ducky might have been compromised.
- Officer Ziva David: Archangel has him covered.
- [on the tarmac]
- Trent Kort: You have ARES?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You have the 20 million?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [inside the van; chuckles] He's a natural.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [as Ziva enters] Oh, this should be interesting. Goliath, I'd like you to meet one of our Israeli friends.
- Officer Ziva David: [slaps Lissack, in Hebrew] You are a traitor to our country and our people.
- Eli 'Goliath' Lisack: [in Hebrew] I never sell weapons to Hamas or Hezbollah!
- Officer Ziva David: [grabs him by the front of his coat, in English] You sell to people who do!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're lucky she doesn't have her slingshot.
- Eli 'Goliath' Lisack: You are taking me to Zaire?
- Officer Ziva David: You sold a shipment of RPGs to their army. They were very disappointed with the quality of the merchandise.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I believe the President himself is eager to discuss how you stiffed him.
- Officer Ziva David: He, in turn, has some information Mossad needs...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And we owe Mossad a favor since they told us you were in D.C., so here we are. We deliver you to Zaire, the President gives Mossad the information it needs, and everyone is happy.
- Officer Ziva David: Well... not everyone.