George Lopez (TV Series)

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien (2007)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• Vic Palmero : There's something important I need to say to you, son. And it's something that helps me whenever I'm facing tough times... I'm marrying a 27-year-old!

  George Lopez : That's great, Vic. You know, in ten years when she goes to her high school reunion, she can take your ashes. "That's not an ashtray; you just spit your gum in my husband."

• Vic Palmero : So, I guess congratulations are in order for you.

  George Lopez : Look, we don't know if my mom's going to prison yet.

• Jonathon K. Martin : Me and my secretary were fooling around in my office. My wife called. I said there was something on my desk that needed my attention. Now, did I lie?

  George Lopez : Cochino, yeah, you lied!