Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Loophole (2007)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Detective Elliot Stabler : What do you always tell victims? Get help, but you're not following your own advice.
Detective Olivia Benson : What do you want me to do, Elliot, sue the chemical company? If I do, they will bury me in paperwork for the next 10 years, the kid could be dead by then.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [after Elliot gets injured by a man in a PCP rage at the precinct and ends up in the hospital]
[to Cragen]
Detective Elliot Stabler : You're gonna put me on the DL with our caseload?
Donald Cragen : Elliot, I'd rather lose you for a few weeks than go to your retirement party.
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Donald Cragen : How you feeling?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Like a million bucks.
Detective Olivia Benson : That's what happens when you get hit by a bus.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Yeah, speaking of which, uh, where's lover boy?
Donald Cragen : He's in the prison ward in steel restraints. Is he gonna be okay?
Doctor Singh : The glass came close to severing his radial nerve. He's lucky.
Detective Elliot Stabler : I'll be ready for work.
Doctor Singh : Not until you regain full feeling in your arm and hands.
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Cupid : I want her now!
Detective Elliot Stabler : Well, you raped her, so I don't think that's gonna happen.
Cupid : She's mine!
[fighting them, he knocks an innocent bystander down]
Cupid : I'm Eros. I loved her.
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : Somebody help this kid.
Detective John Munch : Why don't we just shoot him?
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : Much, help the kid!
Cupid : Let me go!
Detective John Munch : [checking on him] He's unconscious. Somebody call EMS.
Cupid : [breaking free] Get off of me!
[he throws a patrol cop aside and picks up a bench]
Donald Cragen : [pulling two other patrol cops back] Watch out. He's high on PCP.
Cupid : [throwing the bench] I'm coming for you, Barbie!
[Stabler hits him on the head with a fire extinguisher]
Cupid : How dare you hit the erotic god of love.