Quotes
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Sid Jenkins : You know what, Tony? Sometimes I don't know why we're friends anymore.
Tony Stonem : It's weird, isn't it? I'm from Mars, you're from Venus. I do things, you worry about them. I sleep with girls, you persuade them to attempt suicide.
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Sid : It's not a night light. It's a glow-in-the-dark Batman. It's retro.
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Sid Jenkins : [to Tony] Hang on, you want to nick my dad's car? Why can't we nick your dad's instead?
Tony Stonem : Because Sid, my dad has central locking, sophisticated alarm system and probably thinks a spell in prison would do me good whereas your dad has a 20-year-old car, neighborhood watch, and won't prosecute.
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Tony Stonem : Sid, you better not be crying.
Sid Jenkins : I'm not crying 'cause you punched me.
Tony Stonem : Oh, crying for the kids in Africa?
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Anthea Stonem : [to Tony after Effy ends up in the hospital after overdosing on drugs] I suppose we should congratulate you for getting her clean drugs.
Tony Stonem : You think this was me?
Anthea Stonem : She was with you.
Tony Stonem : I wasn't. I was...
Jim Stonem : Don't deny it.
Anthea Stonem : Tony, she's your little sister.
Tony Stonem : I know. I know, but listen for a second...
Anthea Stonem : No. I've had enough of listening to you. We all have. You and your horrid little ways, always at other people's expense.
Sid Jenkins : Hang on. That's enough.
Anthea Stonem : What?
Sid Jenkins : He loves Effy. Don't you think this is hard enough?
Jim Stonem : And who the fuck are you?
Sid Jenkins : I'm his best friend!
Jim Stonem : And I'm his fucking father!
Sid Jenkins : I know what you are.
[pause]
Sid Jenkins : Come on, Tony, we're going.
[gets up]
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Tony Stonem : God, I sound like fucking Lionel Richie.
Sid Jenkins : I quite like Lionel Richie.
