- Samantha 'Sam' Manson: King Gorge! Stop this madness! Release the water and save your people!
- Plant King: Ha! The so-called Chosen Ones! My master, the almighty Mawgu, who rules from the volcano, commands that all become one with the ooze! Submit!
- Danny Phantom: No way. We're ending this now!
- Plant King: Not if I end you first!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [having just landed on Volcano Island] Hey, this doesn't look like Bikini Bottom.
- Danny Phantom: [pulls Spongebob out of the sand] Spongebob? Where are we?
- Old Hermit Crab: Far from home, Ghost Boy.
- Cosmo: [playing music to pacify the crabs] Hup, two, three, four! Rinse and repeat, do it some more! Marching is fun.
- Timmy Turner: These guys sure enjoy it.
- Wanda: And band music.
- Timmy Turner: Well, keep playing. If we stop, they'll get mad again.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [having just arrived at the camp] Look! It's Timmy Turner.
- Danny Phantom: We'd better give him a hand; looks like those crabs won't let him go.
- Jimmy Neutron: [communicating with the group via a communicator] You're where?
- Timmy Turner: [quickly] On an island in another dimension, fighting an evil monster that's going to destroy the universe!
- [last lines]
- Samantha 'Sam' Manson: [leaving the island] I can't believe they thought *we* were their Chosen Ones.
- Danny Phantom: Yeah. What are the odds of that?
- [camera pans over to reveal all the heroes' faces carved into a cliff]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [hearing a clarinet noise] That sounds like...
- Patrick Star: It wasn't me!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: ...Squidward!
- [pulls him out of the sand]
- Squidward Tentacles: Oh, great. Rescued by SpongeBob.
- Insect Queen: The king has built a dam to stop the river flowing through the Florians' village. Now they can only drink the ooze, which makes them slaves to the Mawgu.
- Samantha 'Sam' Manson: It's an environmental apocalypse! How can we stop him?
- Insect Queen: If you can distract the King long enough, my commandos can destroy the dam. The river will flow again, and the Florians will be free!
- Sandy Cheeks: Y'all want our help, Queenie, you got it!
- [after the heroes have defeated King Gorge, the bugs destroy the dam, sending water on top of him. Sam and SpongeBob high-five each other]
- Insect Queen: We are in your debt, Chosen Ones. Thanks to you, our people will have peace once more.
- Plant King: [back to normal] Please... You must stop the Mawgu. He is the cause of all this evil. Perhaps this will help you.
- [reveals the last part]
- Sandy Cheeks: That's it! That's the last doo-hicky we need to finish the Rip-Zipper! Now we'll show that Mawgu who he's messing with!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [after climbing up the rubble] What now, Danny?
- Danny Phantom: We gotta lure the Mawgu into the Rip. Squidward! You gotta catapult us up as high as you can.
- Squidward Tentacles: As long as I don't have to go with you, no problem!
- [slingshots Danny and Spongebob upward]
- Danny Phantom: Hey Mawgu, me and the Sponge are gonna suck all your energy back into the Rip! And there's nothing you can do to stop us!
- The Mawgu: Fools! You have sealed your doom!
- Jimmy Neutron: [talking with the group via a communicator] Your monster is using a rip in Time and Space to steal energy from all our worlds, and keep it for himself! If this goes on much longer, all of our homes will be destroyed!
- Danny Phantom: If he's getting so powerful, how can we stop him?
- Jimmy Neutron: I'm sending Tucker the plans for a device that I just invented. The Neutron Rip-Zipper.
- Tucker Foley: Got 'em!
- Jimmy Neutron: It will recover the energy this monster's been stealing, and close the rip in Time and Space. My Quantum Reality Forecasting Algorithms indicate the parts you'll need are scattered among the stuff that's falling on the island. So all you have to do is find them, and build a highly complex and dangerous piece of equipment! Any questions?
- [everyone raises their hand]
- Jimmy Neutron: Good! Now find those parts.
- Danny Phantom: [after reaching the top of the volcano] Okay Tuck, all clear to the top. You guys can come on up.
- Tucker Foley: You got all of the monsters, right?
- Danny Phantom: Well... most of them, I guess...
- [the Mawgu appears]
- The Mawgu: Chosen Ones! Behold your doom! I choose you... for destruction!
- Patrick Star: Can he do that? I thought we were already choosed... chosed... choosen...
- Danny Phantom: [after beating the Mawgu] Tucker! Now!
- The Mawgu: This isn't over, Chosen Ones!
- [laughs before getting sucked into the Rip]
- Tucker Foley: [after all the parts have been gathered] All we have to do now is set up the Rip-Zipper. Jimmy says that we should take it as close to the Rip as we can get it... and by "we", I mean "you guys"... and by "close" I mean "the top of the volcano"...
- Squidward Tentacles: [sarcastically] Oh... fabulous!
- Jimmy Neutron: [via communicator] Danny! If you guys can lure that monster into the rip, we can seal it up at the same time!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: How do we get up there?
- Sandy Cheeks: Look at all that flying rubble! If we get a-jumping, we can ride it all the way up.
- Patrick Star: More jumping, SpongeBob... more jumping!
- Danny Phantom: Okay, we split into 3 teams. Sandy, Sam, Timmy and Patrick, you go that way and wait for the Mawgu to get close. Tucker, you stay here at the switch. Squidward, SpongeBob, you're with me.
- Squidward Tentacles: Me?
- Danny Phantom: Yes, you, Squidward. I have a plan.
- Squidward Tentacles: Well that's a comfort!
- Samantha 'Sam' Manson: [after blasting sand monsters] Rats! Energy cell's on reserve. I'll have to find another one to power up the suit again.
- Danny Phantom: Sam!
- Samantha 'Sam' Manson: Danny! I'm so glad you're here!
- Danny Phantom: Where did you find the Peeler Suit?
- Samantha 'Sam' Manson: I was helping your mom make some adjustments to it when, boom! I'm on this weird island being attacked by sand monsters!
- Danny Phantom: We gotta find some whiny guy, and save the world... again. C'mon!
- Samantha 'Sam' Manson: I heard a weird noise on the far side of the lagoon. We should check it out.
- Old Hermit Crab: The prophesies say that the "Three-Headed Boy" will be found with the exiled crabs. Go quickly, your friend may be in great danger!
- Squidward Tentacles: And while you're there, look for something to eat. I'm starving!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [finding Patrick] Patrick! What are you doing here?
- Patrick Star: [jumping on a diving board] Jumping, SpongeBob, jumping!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, we're the chosen ones, and we're on the mission to save the world.
- Patrick Star: Hooray!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh... Patrick? Are you coming with us?
- Patrick Star: Oh! Okay.
- Tucker Foley: [after being saved] Thanks guys. Hey, what's going on?
- Danny Phantom: Long story, pal. I'll tell you once this guy shows us where to camp.
- Tucker Foley: So... we're hangin' out with a Sponge, a Starfish, and a Crab?
- Patrick Star: Yeah! We're the chosen ones!
- Tucker Foley: Right...
- Old Hermit Crab: Here is your new home, chosen ones! See that pool? It is a shrine to the Powers for Good.
- Old Hermit Crab: [after Danny and Spongebob arrive] I have summoned you here for a purpose!
- Crab Follower #1, Crab Follower #2: Hoooo!
- Old Hermit Crab: Our ancient enemy, The Mawgu, has escaped from his prison, and seeks vengeance! He has created a terrible ooze that corrupts everything it touches. But the legends of our people say that you, the Chosen Ones, can save us!
- Crab Follower #1, Crab Follower #2: Haah!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: But... how do we save you?
- Old Hermit Crab: You will know, Absorbent Yellow One; you will know. But first, you must find all of your friends. United, you will triumph!
- Crab Follower #1, Crab Follower #2: Hoo haah!
- Old Hermit Crab: Please stop that.
- Little Crab: [talking with Danny and Spongebob] Chosen Ones, please help us!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What's wrong, little crab?
- Little Crab: A monster is attacking our village! The Wise Old Crab said only you can help us!
- Danny Phantom: We'll do what we can. Show us the way!
- Patrick Star: [as the fetid forest level begins, Patrick is feared of how the place looks] This place is spooky!
- Sandy Cheeks: [caring] Aw, don't worry, Patrick! We'll protect you!