Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom (2008)

Christian Vincent: Ricky

Quotes 

• Ricky : Between me and you, I've always wondered what all the fuss is about. What makes him so crazy about you?

  Wade : Well, between me and you, I've always wondered what the fuss was about you. How come nobody ever turns you down? Not even Arturo.

  Ricky : Yeah?

  Wade : Yeah.

  [they kiss] 

• Ricky : I love you. Not as a friend or as a girlfriend, more than that. And every guy I meet pales in comparison, they're just bodies. I love you. And the words burn to my mouth because I know you don't love me.

  Noah : Ricky...

  Ricky : Not that way, I know. It's my burden and I'm sorry if it sometimes makes me act like a jerk. But I know one thing.

  Noah : What?

  Ricky : I will always have your back. Always. And I know something else. You love Wade.

• Brandon : Wade was in a car accident?

  Ricky : Noah nursed him back to health.

  Brandon : That's so romantic.

  Ricky : Except what lead to the crash was a fight between Wade and his boyfriend, after he caught Wade and Noah gettin' busy.

  Brandon : Sounds like a soap opera.

  Ricky : Which is exactly why it won't work. Life is not a soap opera.

• Noah : So we release them, and then?

  Brandon : They fly away?

  Wade : This time of year, wouldn't they just freeze to death?

  Ricky : The perfect metaphor for the joys of marriage.