Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Faster Than a Speeding Weirdo (1989)
Russi Taylor: Gonzo
Quotes
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[Gonzo's crash has damaged Camilla]
Nanny : Gonzo, you knew this wasn't a safe thing to do, didn't you?
Gonzo : [crying] Uh-huh.
Rowlf : Then why'd you do it, Gonzo?
Gonzo : 'Cause... 'Cause I wanted to show you guys I-I could be the best at something.
Fozzie : Uh, well, this is the best wreck I've ever seen.
All : Fozzie!
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[the other babies decide to help Gonzo clean up his mess]
Gonzo : Kermit? Rowlf? Y-You're gonna help me?
Piggy : Sure, silly. Just because you're loud...
Scooter : And weird...
Fozzie : And you act crazy...
Skeeter : And you drive us all nuts...
Piggy : AND YOU STOLE MY DOLLY'S HAIR! Ahem... Doesn't mean we can't love you.
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Piggy : [while giving Gonzo safety lessons] The next part of the lesson has to do with borrowing things, asking permission, and putting them back. Let's practice, okay? Gonzo, come here.
[Gonzo approaches]
Piggy : Now, ask Skeeter if you may borrow her skateboard wheels.
Gonzo : Really? Uh, Skeeter, may I please borrow your skateboard wheels?
Skeeter : Okay, but you gotta put'em back on when you're done.
Gonzo : Gosh, she said okay.
Piggy : Right. And now since you're done with them, put them back on.
[Gonzo tries to put the wheels back on the skateboard]
Gonzo : Heh heh. Having a little trouble.
Skeeter : Then you shouldn't have taken it off, Gonzo.
Gonzo : Sorry.
Kermit : Uh, Piggy, what does this borrowing stuff have to do with safety?
Piggy : I'm getting to that part, Kermie. Now, Gonzo, ask me if you can borrow my dolly's hair and bonnet.
Gonzo : Okay. Piggy, may I borrow your dolly's hair and bonnet?
Piggy : NO! AND IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY DOLLY AGAIN...
Doll : Mama.
Piggy : Quiet! I'll... I'll... IT'S JUST NOT SAFE! GET IT?
Gonzo : Got it.
Piggy : Good. See, Kermie? The safety part came at the end.
Kermit : Sheesh.