- Piggy: I don't want to be Slipping Beauty, I want to be Sleeping Beauty.
- Fozzie: [on the walkie-talkie] That's what I said. She'll step on a banana peel and fall - asleep, forever.
- Piggy: Forever?
- Fozzie: [as the fairy in the story] Okay, okay. Forever or 'til she's kissed by her true love. Whichever comes first.
- Piggy: [looking at Kermit, who is playing the prince] Now that's a nice present!
- Piggy: [as the little princess] Hmph, this story is beginning to sound more like "Slipping Beauty" than "Sleeping Beauty". Can't we do something about this harp?
- Nanny: Hi, kids, what are you... Why, Piggy, you don't look well, dear.
- Piggy: You can say that again, Nanny.
- Nanny: Here, let me take a closer look. Ooh. I'm afraid you might have chicken pox.
- Piggy: Chicken bawks?
- Nanny: No, chicken pox. It's an illness like mumps or measles.
- Kids: Bumps? Moosles?
- Nanny: She's sick, kids.
- Piggy: But I feel fine, Nanny, and I haven't been near any... chickens.
- [looks at Gonzo's toy chicken]
- Piggy: Gonzo!
- [Kermit tells the story of Sleeping Beauty with Fozzie, Rowlf, and Gonzo as the fairies and Piggy as the young princess]
- Kermit: Each of the fairies had a gift for the little princess. One gave her the gift of music.
- Rowlf: [gives the baby Piggy a harp] Little princess, you will play the harp better than anyone in the whole world.
- Piggy: [sarcastically] The harp? Now that should come in handy.
- Kermit: [narrating] Fairy Number 2 gave her the gift of beauty.
- Gonzo: Little princess, you will have the longest beak, the bluish skin, the purplish lips.
- Piggy: What?
- [grabs Gonzo's nose]
- Gonzo: Whoa! Uh, hee hee hee. Uh, make that the cutest nose, the pinkest skin, the reddest lips.
- Piggy: That's better.
- Kermit: Gonzo, what are you doing?
- Gonzo: Oh, uh, nothing, Kermit.
- Fozzie: Then why'd you put Camilla in the sofa?
- Gonzo: Well... I had to do it! She's the one that gave Piggy the chicken pox.
- Fozzie: She is?
- Kermit: Are you sure, Gonzo?
- Gonzo: Well, you don't see any other chickens around here, do you?
- Kermit: Well, uh, no.
- Fozzie: Uh-uh. Gee, I hope I don't get stuffed baby chicken pox.
- [pulls on his face]
- Fozzie: Do you see any spots?