- Bob Dyrenforth: What do you think going to happen?
- Paul Seeger: Well, it's either gonna be a great success or a total disaster. Either way, we got great seats.
- Nicole Chapman: Take it easy, we'll be fine. Just have a little bit of faith.
- Jesse V. Valesquez: Shows aren't built on faith, they're built on sweat and hard work.
- Jillian Beckett: [about Miltie] I don't understand, why would he offer to coach me if I'm already in?
- Reggie Higgins: Kid, you've heard about the birds and the bees? Let me tell you about the slugs.
- Lydia Grant: Tap dancing? Boy, do you know how long it's been since I've had on some taps?
- Paul Seeger: Golddiggers of 1935, weren't it?
- Lydia Grant: [starts hitting him with her purse] Your mama is a golddigger!
- Nicole Chapman: [during rehearsal] Don't step on my line!
- Danny Amatullo: Hey, wait a minute, what do you want me to do, count to twenty while you bat your eyelashes?
- Nicole Chapman: You couldn't count to twenty with your shoes off.
- Miltie Horowitz: Hey, you fired me, remember?
- Jesse V. Valesquez: All right, I'm rehiring you.
- Miltie Horowitz: Not so fast, I want a raise.
- Jesse V. Valesquez: How much are we paying you now?
- Miltie Horowitz: Nothing.
- Jesse V. Valesquez: Good. Your sallary just doubled.
- Jillian Beckett: [rehearsing] The evening is young, and I intend to find out which last longer, your champagne, or my money.