- Haruhi Fujioka: [breaking the fourth wall] You know, even though this whole thing may look a deal just like a happy ending, I'm not sure everyone out there would think "moé" is the best way to wrap things up.
- Mitsukuni Haninozuka: A little bit isn't gonna hurt me! You're so mean! You're such a hardhead! That's it - I hate you! I hate you, Takashi!