Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Pretend (2007)
Clark Middleton: Landlord
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Quotes
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Odafin Tutuola : [Seeing spray painted PERVERT on the door] Well, it looks like somebody isn't as tolerant of Darren Tolson as you are.
Landlord : It's from that woman who puts up the flyers. He's got a restraining order against her. Why don'y you go arrest her for vandalism?
John Munch : We'll get right on it.
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Landlord : Mr. Tolson's a model tenant.
John Munch : I know, he modeled for a mug shot.
Odafin Tutuola : You should see his layout in the sex offender registry.
Landlord : He fully disclosed that on his rental application.
John Munch : And you rented it to him anyway? Who'd he beat out for the apartment? Jeffrey Dahmer?
Landlord : Mr. Tolson paid his debt to society. And he pays his rent on time. Where do you propose ex-felons live? On the street?
Odafin Tutuola : Yeah, I'd take an island 1,000 miles away from the nearest kid.
Landlord : Then consider this an oasis. I don't rent to couples with children.
John Munch : How discriminating of you