- [Rusty has found a lost wallet containing $25 at the apartment house next door]
- Danny Williams: We've got to try to find the owner and return that wallet.
- Rusty Williams: [whining] You mean, we're gonna have to give it baaack?
- Danny Williams: [mimicking Rusty] Yeah, we're gonna have to give it baaack.
- Rusty Williams: Well, there go a lot of happy moments at the drug store.
- Danny Williams: There's an old saying, I want you always to remember. It's a very good old saying: "Honesty is the best policy."
- Rusty Williams: Well, there's a good old saying that I like better.
- Danny Williams: What's that?
- Rusty Williams: "Finders keepers, losers weepers."