- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Dr Berkley, I'm Tony.
- Dr. Helen Berkley: I know who you are, my daughter told me you'd be the one in the over-priced shoes.
- Timothy McGee: [following behind Director Shephard] Ever seen anyone walk that fast in heels?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Only after a very hairy date.
- Dr. Helen Berkley: I didn't become a doctor to do paperwork. I became a doctor to be a doctor. As it is, the delay caused a rupture in the bile duct.
- Dr. Jeanne Benoit: Which increases post-op susceptibility to intestinal parasites.
- Dr. Helen Berkley: Very good, Honey. Speaking of intestinal parasites, how's your father?