The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (TV Series)

Dumb-Dumbs and Dragons/Fear and Loathing in Endsville (2006)

Greg Eagles: Grim

Quotes 

• Truck Driver : Everyone thinks that once a fingernail falls off it's useless, but that's wrong. See, I've been writing a book about fingernail arts and crafts. Here, take a look at this.

  [puts on sunglasses made of fingernails] 

  Grim : What's that?

  Truck Driver : Fingernail sunglasses!

  [Grim and Dracula are disgusted] 

  Truck Driver : The hardest part is finding enough fingernails, so sometimes I substitute toenails. Don't tell no one.

• Dracula : Look! Dracula sees a limo.

  Grim : That's a cactus.

  Dracula : You can't tell Dracula what is and what ain't a limo!

  Grim : Fine, go get the limo.

  Dracula : [sitting on cactus]  This limo hurt Dracula's butt!

• Grim : Dracula... DRACULA! Please hurry, I'm in terrible pain! You gotta suck out my poison!

  Dracula : Nuh-uh, Dracula don't suck.

  Grim : But you're a vampire! Vampires suck... Blood!

  Dracula : Nah, see that's a myth. Dracula scrape with his fangs and lick up the blood. Like this... Scrape... then lick. Scrape... then lick.

  Grim : But what about my poison...

  Dracula : Didn't Dracula just tell you about the scrape-and-lick? Now, Dracula's gonna say it again for dummies who don't pay attention! Scrape and lick!