American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007 Video)
Jake Siegel: Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman
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Quotes
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Mr. Stifler : Son?
Erik Stifler : Yeah?
Mr. Stifler : I want to show you something. This is the list of all the chicks I ever banged.
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman : Are you serious? Is that two-sided? It is. Nice!
Mr. Stifler : Yeah, it's a good goal for you to try to keep up with your old man.
Erik Stifler : Hey Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list?
Mr. Stifler : There? Uh, we didn't tell you, but when you were three, we had a trial separation for a week.
Erik Stifler : Trial Separation?
Erik Stifler : Uh, Dad, there's like... Well, there's ten names here for that week alone.
Mr. Stifler : Yeah, I went on kind of a poontang bender there.
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman : Is that my Mom's name?
Mr. Stifler : Yeah, you know, on second thought I'll just kind of hang onto that.
Erik Stifler : [whispering] You had sex with his Mom?
Mr. Stifler : Yeah.
Erik Stifler : [whispering] How was it?
Mr. Stifler : Yuck.
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Bobby : You started it!
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman : What? I didn't do anything
Bobby : You charged that stripper with a pen like you were gonna shove it in her ass!
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Bobby : [talking about Stifler] Whoa! Man! Who is this guy?
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman : Dude, he's the reason we came to college here!