Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)
Bye, Bye Birdie/Belch of Destiny (1995)
Tom Kenny: Heffer Wolfe, The Monkey Guy
Quotes
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The Monkey Guy : Hey, you. That your bird?
Rocko : Yes.
The Monkey Guy : Well, keep him away from my monkey!
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The Monkey Guy : I thought I told you to keep your bird away from my monkey!
Rocko : But... But he's in his cage right over there.
The Monkey Guy : Don't toy with me!
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[Rocko notices Heffer sitting on a telephone pole with a bunch of birds]
Rocko : Heffer, what are you doing up there?
Heffer Wolfe : I'm eating my lunch.
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Heffer Wolfe : Hey, Rock, you wanna move to France?
Rocko : Not really. No.
Heffer Wolfe : Yeah, me neither.
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Fire Dog : [holding Turdy] Is this yours?
Rocko : No! I mean yes.
Fire Dog : Well, it seems "Polly" here got into a gas pump.
Rocko : Oh?
[the Fire Dog opens Turdy's mouth and fire comes out followed by a hose]
Gorilla : He scared my kid!
Dog : He ruined my car!
Rabbit : He chewed my garden!
Pig : He pecked my customers!
Cowboy 1 : He ate my pony!
[Turdy burps and a horse's whinny is heard]
Gordon the Foot : He ripped my socks!
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[doorbell rings]
Heffer Wolfe : If it's that monkey guy again...
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Rocko : Filburt? This is... Heh heh... This is hard for me to say.
Filburt Turtle : The bird is dead, isn't it?
Rocko : Eh... yes.
Filburt Turtle : Oh, Rocko!
Rocko : Now, Filb, please...
Filburt Turtle : I should've said something before I left. Turdy belonged to a species known as "turdus minimus", a rare subfamily of mynah with only a three-week lifespan. I'm surprised he lived as long as he did. Sure, he was like family. And I'm gonna miss that. But life goes on.
Rocko : But, Filburt, you see...
Filburt Turtle : Don't worry about it.
Heffer Wolfe : Did you tell him I sat on it?
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[at Turdy's burial]
Filburt Turtle : Heffer, would you like to say something?
Heffer Wolfe : Um... Beans, beans / They're good for your heart / The more you eat...
Filburt Turtle : Alright, that's enough of that!
