- Heffer's Belching Voice: [belching in the mirror] Roses are reeeeeeeeed. This burp is for yooooooouuuuuu. You talkin' to me? I said, "Are you talkin' to me?" I am Burpman, gimme a merit badge. Gimme a merit badge nooooooowwwwww!
- Rocko: Filburt! Hello.
- Filburt Turtle: [back from the doctor] Oh, Rocko, terrible news.
- Rocko: Oh?
- Filburt Turtle: The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me! Fools!
- The Monkey Guy: Hey, you. That your bird?
- Rocko: Yes.
- The Monkey Guy: Well, keep him away from my monkey!
- The Monkey Guy: I thought I told you to keep your bird away from my monkey!
- Rocko: But... But he's in his cage right over there.
- The Monkey Guy: Don't toy with me!
- [Rocko notices Heffer sitting on a telephone pole with a bunch of birds]
- Rocko: Heffer, what are you doing up there?
- Heffer Wolfe: I'm eating my lunch.
- Filburt Turtle: I'll be in the hospital for a few days while they run some tests.
- [whispering]
- Filburt Turtle: I'm pretty sure it's something serious this time.
- Dr. Hutchison: [deadpan] It's a rash.
- Filburt Turtle: She's in denial. Poor thing.
- Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Rock, you wanna move to France?
- Rocko: Not really. No.
- Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, me neither.
- Fire Dog: [holding Turdy] Is this yours?
- Rocko: No! I mean yes.
- Fire Dog: Well, it seems "Polly" here got into a gas pump.
- Rocko: Oh?
- [the Fire Dog opens Turdy's mouth and fire comes out followed by a hose]
- Gorilla: He scared my kid!
- Dog: He ruined my car!
- Rabbit: He chewed my garden!
- Pig: He pecked my customers!
- Cowboy 1: He ate my pony!
- [Turdy burps and a horse's whinny is heard]
- Gordon the Foot: He ripped my socks!
- Rocko: Filburt? This is... Heh heh... This is hard for me to say.
- Filburt Turtle: The bird is dead, isn't it?
- Rocko: Eh... yes.
- Filburt Turtle: Oh, Rocko!
- Rocko: Now, Filb, please...
- Filburt Turtle: I should've said something before I left. Turdy belonged to a species known as "turdus minimus", a rare subfamily of mynah with only a three-week lifespan. I'm surprised he lived as long as he did. Sure, he was like family. And I'm gonna miss that. But life goes on.
- Rocko: But, Filburt, you see...
- Filburt Turtle: Don't worry about it.
- Heffer Wolfe: Did you tell him I sat on it?
- [at Turdy's burial]
- Filburt Turtle: Heffer, would you like to say something?
- Heffer Wolfe: Um... Beans, beans / They're good for your heart / The more you eat...
- Filburt Turtle: Alright, that's enough of that!